When I buy the second cheapest vodka at the liquor store

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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californiagirlwearingpearls:

Expectations: “I’m going to pick to buy it in a color I don’t usually wear like yellow or green…”

Reality: “Yeah, I’m going with navy because navy is life.” 

Anonymous:
One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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sydtheging:

PLEASE TELL ME THAT SILENT CLOCK AT THE END WAS NOT FOR JACK BAUER. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE JUST LIKE KILLING AUDREY IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT 25 MINUTES NOW HELP.

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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ben-walker:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over