Expectations: “I’m going to pick to buy it in a color I don’t usually wear like yellow or green…”
Reality: “Yeah, I’m going with navy because navy is life.”
PLEASE TELL ME THAT SILENT CLOCK AT THE END WAS NOT FOR JACK BAUER. BECAUSE THAT IS NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE JUST LIKE KILLING AUDREY IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN CRYING FOR ABOUT 25 MINUTES NOW HELP.
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over